{"id":8540,"date":"2024-12-31T03:46:39","date_gmt":"2024-12-31T03:46:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/breakingnews.azontree.com\/?p=8540"},"modified":"2024-12-31T03:46:39","modified_gmt":"2024-12-31T03:46:39","slug":"breaking-micah-parsons-clowned-for-comical-take-on-cowboys-loss-to-eagles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/breakingnews.azontree.com\/?p=8540","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING: Micah Parsons clowned for &#8216;comical&#8217; take on Cowboys&#8217; loss to Eagles"},"content":{"rendered":"<section id=\"content\">\n<div>\n<article data-url=\"https:\/\/larrybrownsports.com\/football\/micah-parsons-clowned-five-plays-cowboys-eagles\/644545\">\n<div id=\"attachment_598123\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/larrybrownsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/micah-parsons.jpg\" alt=\"Micah Parsons looking down\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Nov 7, 2021; Arlington, Texas, USA; Dallas Cowboys linebacker Micah Parsons (11) before the game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Denver Broncos at AT&amp;T Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Micah Parsons on Monday sounded a little too optimistic about the Dallas Cowboys\u2019 most recent blowout loss.<\/p>\n<p>The Philadelphia Eagles crushed the Cowboys in a 41-7 affair at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pa. The Cowboys scored a touchdown in the first quarter and went scoreless the rest of the way as the Eagles continued to pile it on offensively.<\/p>\n<p>Philly tacked on five touchdowns in the contest, including a pick-six on Dallas\u2019 opening drive. But in Parsons\u2019 eyes, the game was not as lopsided as the score made it seem.<\/p>\n<p>Parsons spoke to reporters about the 34-point beatdown against Dallas\u2019 NFC East rivals. The Cowboys linebacker said that the game could have looked completely different if you changed the outcome of \u201cabout five plays.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf you look at their play, they had two big runs and three good deep shots,\u201d said Parsons. \u201cOther than that, we made them earn it. So really, if you take away the scoreboard, it was about five plays that decided this game.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Scoreboard: Eagles 41, Cowboys 7<\/p>\n<p>Micah Parsons: \u201cIf you take away the scoreboard, it was really about five plays that decided this game.\u201d \ud83e\udd23 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/l9n5AzYz1V\">pic.twitter.com\/l9n5AzYz1V<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SPORTSRADIO 94WIP (@SportsRadioWIP) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SportsRadioWIP\/status\/1873758466063614361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 30, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Parsons pointed to a few explosive plays from Devonta Smith and AJ Brown, which resulted in touchdowns.<\/p>\n<p>Several fans could not help but make fun of Parsons for what they felt was an odd take.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cOther than that how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Will (@willmul5) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/willmul5\/status\/1873767475579593011?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 30, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Yeah, the five times the Eagles got into the endzone. LOL this is comical.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 DirtyVegas (@SuperEARLII) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SuperEARLII\/status\/1873769355135353333?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 30, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cTake away all of their scoring plays, and we would\u2019ve maybe won.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brian Hart (@BrianHartPR) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BrianHartPR\/status\/1873765366096351424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 30, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Erase Philadelphia\u2019s five touchdowns and Dallas would have indeed won the game 7-6.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps Parsons just didn\u2019t want to give as much credit to an Eagles squad that the Cowboys have had bad blood with over the years.<\/p>\n<p>Tempers flared late during Sunday\u2019s game as a huge fight broke out with just a few minutes left in the fourth quarter (video here). Three players were ejected following the fracas.<\/p>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<section><\/section>\n<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Micah Parsons on Monday sounded a little too optimistic about the Dallas Cowboys&#8217; most recent blowout loss. 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