{"id":31853,"date":"2025-09-03T23:00:18","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T23:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/breakingnews.azontree.com\/?p=31853"},"modified":"2025-09-03T23:00:18","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T23:00:18","slug":"cincinnati-bengals-have-the-funniest-week-1-nfl-injury-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/breakingnews.azontree.com\/?p=31853","title":{"rendered":"Cincinnati Bengals have the funniest Week 1 NFL injury report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/the_sporting_news_articles_584\/bb5765e8faac052ceda96964d0f81274\" alt=\"Cincinnati Bengals have the funniest Week 1 NFL injury report - Yahoo Sports\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Cincinnati Bengals have the funniest Week 1 NFL injury report originally appeared on The Sporting News<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Week 1 has arrived, and with it comes the unveiling of injury reports across the NFL.<\/p>\n<p>The Cincinnati Bengals have unquestionably the best as of the Wednesday releases.<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>The visual is just as good as anything, so have a look;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The first Browns injury report of the year and the first reminder: Never read too much into any injury report before Friday. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/133jvQZMal\">pic.twitter.com\/133jvQZMal<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Zac Jackson (@AkronJackson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AkronJackson\/status\/1963336708927152558?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 3, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s right: Empty.<\/p>\n<p>No injuries. No limited participants. Not even a player with an injury notable enough to be reported who gets in a full practice.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s tough to beat that.<\/p>\n<p>The Bengals do have two players currently on injured reserve:\u00a0Daijahn Anthony &amp; Cedric Johnson.<\/p>\n<p>Besides them, it&#8217;s business as usual for Cincinnati.<\/p>\n<p>The luck might not continue long, but the Bengals have to take advantage while they can.<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Joe Burrow is healthy. Chase Brown is healthy. Ja&#8217;Marr Chase is healthy. Tee Higgins is healthy. Trey Hendrickson is healthy, under a bigger contract and ready to go.<\/p>\n<p>The Bengals take on the Browns to open the season. Cincinnati is a heavy favorite against an offense led by 40-year old Joe Flacco.<\/p>\n<p>And at fully strength, Cincy should be expected to cruise right on by Cleveland.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is absolutely perfect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":31854,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[517,1986,1207,110,65,1984,1983,1981,1982,73,1334,1985,18,64,810,1678],"class_list":["post-31853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-chicago-blackhawks","tag-browns","tag-cedric-johnson","tag-chase-brown","tag-cincinnati","tag-cincinnati-bengals","tag-daijahn-anthony","tag-derrick-henry","tag-injury-report","tag-injury-reports","tag-joe-burrow","tag-joe-flacco","tag-johnny-manziel","tag-nfl","tag-tee-higgins","tag-trey-hendrickson","tag-zac-jackson"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.7 - 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